This is so tattoo worthy
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No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can’t be! It just can’t be! Jessica’s my wife! It’s absolutely impossible! Jessica’s the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
(Source: threelivestoiled)
It’s simultaneously touching and sad, cause it was probably scared sh*tless if nothing else.
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“When the Japanese repair broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful.”
(Source: ryandonato)
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in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict
it is made of condoms
(Source: consulting-assassin-who)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(Source: seriando)
when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you
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The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.
This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.
the most amazing and beautiful woman in the world
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